"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
shes got a strong ass jaw holding that book up
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.