prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
Oarfish are very rarely seen. They are often considered the cause of “sea-serpent” myths as they can reach lengths of up to 30ft. Not much is known about their behavior or life cycle as they are rarely encountered. They only come upto the surface if they are seriously injured or dying.
I was just thinking of this animal today.
Should have included that them washing ashore sometimes forewarns earthquakes and tsunamis.
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
why is this so hard for people to understand
isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father
and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father
isn’t that funny
Or worse, her.
To this day, I don’t get why people say that Snape is the fifth Marauder. No! NO! No no no no no. Why do people think this? What makes you think that Snape would WANT to be a Marauder? He would NEVER want to be a Marauder. That’s like saying Malfoy should be the fourth member of the Golden Trio. Just…no…no…
Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?
…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH
IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC
anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.
"it’s a thing!"
yeah that’s not gonna work.
"It sure is a baby alright"