laughing like children, living like lovers

harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…

As an owner of an android I have no clue what the fuck this means

As an owner of an android I have no clue what the fuck this means

ekclements:

And I am a woman made of
Fire and
Fang.

I am not in need of saving for I have saved myself
A thousand times over

I am carbon under pressure
Hardening to form
Diamonds

My nails are filed into
Pretty little points design to
Rip your flesh apart

I am the human female
underestimated
Yet strong and

I will burn and Refuse To be out out

awwww-cute:

My cat wakes us up by yelling in our face and biting us. This is my wife’s solution

awwww-cute:

My cat wakes us up by yelling in our face and biting us. This is my wife’s solution

nice-wig-janis:

iconic
yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard