laughing like children, living like lovers
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

tarnishedtexas:

My current read

tarnishedtexas:

My current read

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong