laughing like children, living like lovers

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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tinyfishbowl:

unexplained-events:

Oarfish are very rarely seen. They are often considered the cause of “sea-serpent” myths as they can reach lengths of up to 30ft. Not much is known about their behavior or life cycle as they are rarely encountered. They only come upto the surface if they are seriously injured or dying.

I was just thinking of this animal today.

Should have included that them washing ashore sometimes forewarns earthquakes and tsunamis.

unabletofindname:

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

brandonurie:

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father

and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father

isn’t that funny

pizzasarcasm:

Or worse, her.

pizzasarcasm:

Or worse, her.

marauders4evr:

To this day, I don’t get why people say that Snape is the fifth Marauder. No! NO! No no no no no. Why do people think this? What makes you think that Snape would WANT to be a Marauder? He would NEVER want to be a Marauder. That’s like saying Malfoy should be the fourth member of the Golden Trio. Just…no…no…

deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

Having your story planned out

itsonlythefirstdraft:

…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
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a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"