laughing like children, living like lovers

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

Ralph Waldo Emerson once asked what we would do if the stars only came out once every thousand years. No one would sleep that night, of course. The world would create new religions overnight. We would be ecstatic, delirious, made rapturous by the glory of God. Instead, the stars come out every night and we watch television.
Paul Hawkens (via onthegenealogyofmyblogging)
Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (via kushandwizdom)

electroteen:

trick or tr(eat me out)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

Does anyone know of any place in San Antonio that’s hiring??

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

(via asimetricna-vagina)

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

frondswithbenefits:

stop slutshaming girls that hook up with your faves